perfect UU minister

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The perfect minister is a young energetic person with a maturity beyond his years.

Her sermons are thoroughly researched, intellectually satisfying, down to earth and touch her congregants’ feelings.

He condemns injustice but never hurts anyone’s feelings.

She writes sermons all day long and takes care of maintenance chores on her lunch break.

He is single—with a nice family.

She makes $400 a week, wears good clothes, maintains an extensive library, drives a decent car and pledges generously to the church. ~read more~

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